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Total Rush
Deirdre Martin
Excerpt
Chapter One
"I need your help."
Looking up, Gemma Dante smiled as her cousin Michael came
bounding to the counter of The Golden Bough. As usual, the
cozy, welcoming bookstore in Greenwich Village was filled
with customers, some browsing amongst the bookshelves, other
lounging in one of the plump armchairs Gemma provided. Soft
Celtic music played, while the faint scent of lavender
incense filled the air. The sense of serenity had no effect
on Michael Dante, however. Right winger for the New York
Blades, he was a man always in a hurry, both on the ice and off.
Gemma stepped out from behind the counter to give her cousin
an affectionate hug. "’I need your help," she repeated. "I
think I’ll have that carved on my tombstone." People
instinctively came to her for aid and advicenot that
she minded. She enjoyed playing the part of an offbeat Ann
Landers to friends and family.
"Tombstone?" Michael feigned surprise. "I always figured
when you went, you’d have some kind of moonlight ceremony
where you’d be transformed into fairy dust and returned to
the cosmos."
"Remember that old Squeeze song, ‘If I didn’t love you, I’d
hate you’? I think of you every time I hear it, Mikey."
"And I think of you every time I hear Donovan’s ‘Season of
the Witch.’" He glanced around the store. "Not too many
freaks today."
Gemma ignored the crack, returning to her post behind the
cash register. "What can I do for you?"
"There’s this new guy on the team, Ron Crabnutt. He was just
called up from Rochester and he doesn’t know a soul in the
city apart from us guys. He’s dying to go out with a ‘real
New York woman.’ So I thought maybeif you had
timeyou could break bread with him one night this week."
Gemma looked dubious. "Are you trying to set me up on a date?"
"No, no, no," Michael swore. "Wellyeah. It’s an act of
kindness, you know? For someone who’s new to town."
"I thought I was too ‘weird’ for your teammates."
Michael snorted. "You’re too good for them! If you saw some
of the skanks these guys hung out with..." he shuddered.
"Good to know I’m one up on the skanks, Mikey."
He rounded the counter and gave her a bone-crushing squeeze.
"Will you do it? He’s a really nice guy, Gem, cross my
heart. And who knows? Maybe you two will hit it off and..."
He winked.
Gemma chuckled. "I’m not looking for a boyfriend."
"A relationship would be good for you."
Gemma changed the subject. "Speaking of relationships, how’s
Theresa? The baby?"
Michael smiled giddily. "Both doing great. The christening
invitations just went out in the mail. You’re coming, right?"
"Are you kidding? I wouldn’t miss it for the world."
"Good. And Crabnutt? You’ll have dinner with him?"
Gemma shrugged. "Okay. What have I got to lose? It might be
fun."
"I knew I could count on you!"
"That’ll be the second line on my tombstone."
********************
Goddess, why did I let Mikey talk me into this? Gemma
thought, struggling to keep her eyes from glazing over. She
had agreed to do this as a favor, and because it might fun.
Little did she know she’d be listening to someone drone on
ecstatically about his screwdriver collection.
"Now, your clutchhead tips have four points of contact…."
"Excuse me," she interrupted Ron Crabnutt politely. "Could
we talk about something other than screwdrivers?"
"Sure." Ron looked wounded. "What would you like to talk about?"
"How about politics?"
"Well, I gotta be honest with you," a mild grimace tugged
at Crabnutt’s lower lip. "I don’t really give a monkey’s
hinder about politics."
Gemma blinked. Monkey’s hinder? "How about music, then?"
Ron’s face lit up. "You like Skid Row?"
"Skid Row?" Gemma had never heard of them.
"Don’t tell me you’ve never heard of Skid Row!" Ron
exclaimed, smacking the table in disbelief. "They’re only
the greatest band EVER."
Maybe talking about screwdrivers wasn’t so bad after all.
"I’m more into Celtic music myself. Solas, Loreena
McKennitt...."
"Never heard of ‘em," Ron grumbled. "If it doesn’t make your
teeth rattle, I don’t want to know."
Gemma deflated. "Right." She decided to give it one more
try. Perhaps a conversational push in the right direction
would reveal unimagined depth to his personality. "Do you
have any hobbies besides the screwdrivers?" she asked.
"Other hobbies." Ron peered hard at his fork. "Hhmm."
The longer he took to answer, the more Gemma knew the only
depth she’d be exploring would be that of her own despair.
"I like gum," Ron offered hopefully.
Gum, Gemma thought desperately. I can work with
that.
"Collecting it or chewing it?"
"Chewing." Ron bobbed his head thoughtfully. "Definitely
chewing."
"Me, too."
She would have called it a night right then, but she didn’t
have the heart. Ron looked so happy. And in the grand scheme
of things, what was one night of her life? Sighing
resignedly, she asked if he was a Bazooka or Juicy Fruit
man. Another half hour passed. Crabnutt talked about
Teaberry, curling, and then worked his way right back to
Phillips cross slot screwdrivers. Not once did he ask Gemma
what she did for a living or inquire what her hobbies were.
Finally Gemma stifled a yawn. "It’s getting late. I really
should be going." She rose from the table.
Ron followed suit. "This was really fun," he confessed
shyly. Gemma’s heart went out to him. He was boring, but
still. Uncomfortable, she peered down at her feet.
"Can I call you?"
"Um..." Gemma lifted her head and saw Ron nervously pull at
his collar. "Sure," she returned softly, completely against
her better judgment. She couldn’t stand the thought of
hurting him. Besides, how many guys actually called after
taking your number? She gave it to him.
Fastening the front of her cape, she was careful to lift the
back of her hair our from under it. Ron paid the bill, and
together they walked outside, where Gemma hailed a cab.
"Talk to you soon," Ron said cheerily as he closed the door
of the cab for her.
Once inside, Gemma was glad the turbaned cabbie was blasting
the Jets game on the FAN. She’d had enough conversation for
one evening.
********************
Early the next morning, Gemma went to meet her closest
friend, Francis "Frankie" Hoffmann, for breakfast. New
Yorkers knew Frankie as "Lady Midnight," a deejay whose
sexy, deep-throated voice filled the airwaves between
midnight and six a.m. every Monday through Friday on WROX,
the city’s top rated classic rock station. Gemma often met
Frankie for an early morning cup of coffee. Afterwards,
Gemma would head to her store in the Village, and Frankie
would go home to crash.
Their favorite meeting place was the Happy Fork Diner on
34th and Eighth, a twenty four hour greasy spoon run by two
burly Greek brothers. Pushing through the heavy glass door,
Gemma was greeted by the familiar smell of fresh coffee
brewing. Sliding onto a booth’s narrow naugehyde bench, she
waited for Stavros to take her order.
"Ah, Miss Gemma." Despite girth a pro wrestler might envy,
Stavros always appeared out of nowhere, the steaming coffee
pot in his gigantic, hairy hand dangerously full. "One
taste. C’mon. One sip and you will never want to drink that
peeswater tea again."
Gemma clucked with mock disapproval. "You know I don’t do
caffeine, Stavros."
"So?" He jutted his chin out. "I bring you decaf. Best decaf
in New York."
Gemma batted her eyes at him, enjoying their little ritual.
"Chamomile tea will be fine, thank you."
"Bah," he muttered, turning from the table. "An old lady’s
drink."
He’s right, it is an old lady drink.
Stavros returned with her tea, muttering under his breath in
Greek as he served her. Just then Frankie pushed through the
door of the diner. On the air, Frankie sounded like a wet
dream, her low, husky radio voice and teasing, kittenish
laugh the perfect vocal accompaniment for the overnight
hours. All the male listeners who called during her air
shift begging for a date assumed she was a major babe. In
truth, she was tall and painfully thin, with wispy blonde
hair she had a hard time styling and a spray of freckles
across the bridge of her tiny stub nose.
"Sorry I’m late," Frankie said in her real voice, pure
Brooklynese. She slipped into the booth opposite Gemma. "The
Rock showed up late." The Rock, whose real name was Marshall
Finklewitz, was the jock on the air right after Frankie. He
had a chronic problem telling the big hand from the little one.
Gemma squeezed her steeping tea bag before tipping a smidgen
of soy milk into her mug. "I listened a bit between two and
three. You sounded good."
"I screwed up the lead in to ‘Layla’, but oh well. Win some,
lose some." Her gaze turned quizzical as Gemma’s words sunk
in. "What were you doing up between two and three?"
"Not sleeping."
"Because?"
"This and that." She proceeded to tell Frankie all about her
riveting evening with her blind date, Big Red. Frankie kept
a straight face as long as she could. But when Gemma got to
the part where Crabnutt expounded on the virtues of chewing
gum as opposed to collecting it, she lost it. She burst out
laughing, and so did Gemma. There were tears rolling down
their faces by time Gemma was done.
"Oh, Lordy," said Frankie, swiping at her eyes. "I needed that."
"So did I."
"So, why the insomnia?" Frankie still wanted to know.
"I don’t know." Gemma looked genuinely baffled. "I guess the
date just got me thinking...suppose I never find anyone?"
"I’m insulted you would even think that."
Gemma laughed. When she and Frankie were teenagers they’d
vowed that if they were both alone when they were old,
they’d move in together. They’d rent male strippers,
sunbathe nude, and ride motorcycles.
"You know what I mean."
"You’re not going to be alone forever," Frankie consoled.
The sympathetic tone acted as a tonic to Gemma. It always
did. She and Frankie were as close as sisters. Then Frankie
took a deep breath and said, "Okay, let me ask you
something." Gemma stiffened. "Okay, let me ask you
something" was Frankie’s standard wind-up to hitting Gemma
between the eyes with the brutal truth.
"What?"
"Can’t you cast a love spell for yourself?"
Gemma squirmed uncomfortably in her seat. Of course she
could. But to her, witchcraft was a path centered around the
reverence for nature she’d carried deep within her since she
was a child. It was not about trying to bend nature to your
will.
"Well?" Frankie prodded.
"I suppose I could," Gemma replied.
"What’s the point of being a witch if you don’t use it to
help yourself?"
"Maybe I’ll do a spell tonight."
"Can I watch?"
"Sure. As long as you don’t interrupt."
"I won’t, I swear!" The look of excitement in Frankie’s eyes
faded, replaced by one of unmistakable distraction.
"What’s wrong?"
"Nothing," Frankie murmured dismissively.
"Tell me."
"I’ve been feeling kind of confused lately. Plus, I have
this." She pushed up her shirt sleeve, revealing a blister
on her left forearm.
"So?"
"Necrotizing fasciitis. Flesh eating disease. I have it, Gemma."
Gemma sighed deeply. To say Frankie was a hypochondriac was
an understatement. Over the past year alone, Frankie had
diagnosed herself with a brain tumor, West Nile Virus,
Crohn’s disease and a host of other ailments, all of which
mysteriously faded in their own in time. Gemma rued the day
she’d bought Frankie The Merck Manual as a joke.
"You do not have flesh eating disease," Gemma said patiently.
"Oh, no? Two of the symptoms are mental confusion and
blisters, both of which I have!"
"Are you sure you didn’t burn your arm taking something out
of the oven?"
"I’m sure."
"Then call up Dr. Bollard and make an appointment."
"I’m going to."
Gemma knew Frankie wouldn’t call. She never did. Instead,
she’d walk around convinced she had flesh eating
diseaseuntil new symptoms appeared and then she’d move
on to her next self diagnosed ailment.
Frankie leaned toward Gemma eagerly. "So, do I get to be
your assistant tonight? Hand you your eye of newt or whatever?"
"I’m a witch, not a magician! I don’t need an assistant. All
I need from you," she added under her breath just as Stavros
approached to take their breakfast order, "is to send
positive thoughts my way while I work the spell. Think you
can do that?"
"If you promise to make me black bean tostadas for dinner."
Gemma extended a hand across the table for a shake. "Done."
********************
Gemma got home from work exhausted, but itching to cast her
spell.
"Just let me get changed," she told Frankie, who’d been
waiting for her outside her building, eager to begin.
Frankie nodded, following Gemma into her bedroom as she
changed into sweats.
"I can’t believe how gorgeous this place is," Frankie marveled.
"I know." Gemma still loved this apartment just as much as
she did the day she moved in. Rather than selling, her
cousin Michael’s wife Theresa decided to rent her beautiful
two bedroom apartment on the Upper East side. It had shining
parquet floors, high ceilings, and a wall of windows looking
out on the Fifty Ninth Street bridge. It was by far the best
place Gemma had ever lived in.
"Now what?" Frankie asked excitedly as Gemma headed back out
to the living room.
"Follow me."
She led Frankie into the spare room, which had built in
floor-to-ceiling book cases lining three walls which Gemma
had already filled to overflowing. French doors led out to a
small terrace where she grew her herbs. In the center of the
room were three standing candelabrums, each with four
tapers, and a low round table draped in purple velvet cloth.
The table held a small vase of fresh flowers and an old
cracked pentacle. To the left of the vase were a gold
candle, a ritual knife, a censer for incense, and a bowl of
salt. To the right were a white candle, a silver chalice,
and a bowl of water. A small silver plate held a few pins,
matches, and various cones of incense.
"Now what?" Frankie asked again, eyes fixed on Gemma’s altar.
"I’m going to light the candles. You sit over there." She
pointed to one of two meditation cushions on the floor. Were
she alone, she would probably cast a more elaborate, intense
spell. But since Frankie had the attention of a
three-year-old on Christmas morning, she decided some simple
candle magick would suffice.
Frankie did as she was told, slipping off her shoes before
twisting her gangly legs into a modified pretzel position.
Gemma lit the standing tapers. The room blazed to life
around them.
"Now what?" Frankie whispered.
"Now you stop asking ‘Now what’" Gemma whispered back,
amused. She settled down on her meditation cushion opposite
Frankie, large red candle in hand. She lit it, placing it on
the floor before her. Closing her eyes, she struggled to
concentrate. The sound of snarled traffic drifted up to her
ears, but she blocked it out. She waited until she felt
absolutely centered before opening her eyes and speaking softly.
"Okay, here’s what we’re going to do. We’re both going to
stare into the flame of that candle. In my mind, I’m going
to think about the man I want to be with. You can do the
same if you want."
Frankie wrinkled her nose. "Think about the man I want to be
with, or the man you want to be with?"
"Either."
"Can it be someone famous? Like Russell Crowe?"
"It can be anyone. Russell Crowe. Russell Stover. Just
concentrate."
"Okay." Brows furrowed, Frankie stared hard into the candle
while Gemma did the same. Describe the man you want to
be with, Gemma.
It took a few seconds, but then the words came to her: I
want someone confident, smart, honest, hardworking, and
strong. Someone who loves nature the way I do. Someone loyal
and sensitive, who’ll respect who I am and what I do.
Someone who’ll love me just as I am.
She poured herself into these thoughts until she ran out of
words to describe her dream man. The next step was to
picture him.
"Picture him," she whispered to Frankie.
"Who?" Frankie whispered back.
"Russell Stover," Gemma replied impatiently.
This was harder. In her mind’s eye, Gemma saw the hazy
outline of someone tall, but when she tried to fill in the
details of his face, she couldn’t. The only thing she saw
were his eyes. They were green...no, blue. Blue and wise and
full of compassion. She still couldn’t see his face, but
now she could hear his laughdeep, heartyand
delight swept through her. She wanted someone who laughed
often. Someone unafraid to feel.
"Gemma?"
"Mmm?"
"I keep trying to picture Russell Crowe, but the only man
who keeps coming to mind is Damian."
Gemma shuddered. Damian was Frankie’s ex husband.
"Concentrate harder."
"I can’t," Frankie said helplessly.
"Then concentrate on someone for me."
"Okay."
They sat a few minutes more in silence. Gemma kept trying to
picture more details of her dream man, but none were
forthcoming. She glanced at Frankie hopefully.
"See anything?"
"I see...I see...a big, steaming tostada on a plate."
Gemma sighed.
"What about you?" Frankie wanted to know. "Anyone?"
"Someone tall, with kind blue eyes and a really good laugh."
"Sounds promising."
Gemma reached forward and gently snuffed out the red candle.
Frankie looked disappointed. "That’s it? No incantations? No
flying monkeys? Nothing?"
"Feel free to say an incantation if you want."
"That’s your realm, Glinda, not mine."
"Then I guess the spell is complete." Gemma hugged her knees
to her chest, hopeful. "Let’s just hope it worked."
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