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Christmas Revels
Mary Jo Putney
Excerpt
(Fresh from a grueling job in Australia, cinematographer
Greg Marino is home
again and lazily relaxing on his balcony.)
He slouched deeper in his chair and sipped at the
scalding coffee,
enjoying the pleasant coolness of the December air. It had
been blazing hot
in the Land Down Under, but the filming had gone well. The
raw, primitive
scenery had been a cameraman's dream. The images he'd
captured had made up
for the spoiled behavior of the movie's two stars.
Actors. Couldn't live
with them, couldn't live without 'em.
In mid-January he would be off to Argentina for the
biggest budget,
highest profile film of his career, but he had nothing
booked before then.
Maybe after he finished the coffee he'd call his manager to
see if anyone
wanted him to shoot a commercial or two. Such jobs kept
him busy between
feature films, paid well, and often provided opportunities
to try exciting
new techniques.
The cell phone played the first few notes of "Fur
Elise." Wondering if a
commercial had come looking for him, he answered,
suppressing another yawn.
"H'lo."
"Greg--is that you?"
Not his manager. The female voice was deliciously
British and familiar,
but surely it couldn't be... "Yep, it's me. Sorry if
I'm slow, but who is
this?" With his luck, she was probably a high class
aluminum siding
saleswoman.
"Jenny Lyme."
"Jenny!" He came awake fast, amazed that his caller
really was Jenny.
As if he could have forgotten her. Trying not to sound
like a slavering
idiot, he said, "Nice to hear from you. Are you in Los
Angeles? If you are,
let me take you out to lunch."
Smart, witty, and down to earth, Jenny was the kind of
actor who made up for
the prima donnas. She was also drop dead gorgeous-a
brunette stunner who
stood out even in a business where beautiful women were a
dime a dozen.
Strange things could happen on a movie set, and Greg's
brief fling with
Jenny was proof. Ordinarily their relationship would never
have gone beyond
casual chat, but she had been weeping her heart out over an
actor boyfriend
who'd thrown her over in favor of a high profile affair
with a famous French
actress twenty years his senior.
Greg had been there with a sympathetic shoulder and a
willingness to do
anything that would make her feel better. Though he hadn't
been able to cure
Jenny's broken heart, he'd done his best, and even coaxed a
few smiles from
her. In return, he had acquired some indelible memories to
warm his nights.
Her rich chuckle interrupted his reverie. "Sorry, no,
I'm in London."
Damn. "What can I do for you?"
"I have ... a proposition for you."
He blinked, then ordered his libido to quit looking for
double meanings.
"Are you turning director and looking for a
cinematographer?"
"Not exactly. But something like that."
"Yes?"
She drew a breath that could be heard a third of the
way round the globe.
"This is a charity project. I grew up in a village in the
Cotswolds-that's
west of London and very pretty-and I still have a home
there. The parish
tithe barn was turned into a community center just after
the war, and it's a
wonderful place for plays and music practice and yoga
classes and pottery and
all manner of amusements. It's the heart of Upper
Bassett."
"Upper Bassett?" Hound visions came to mind.
"To distinguish it from Lower Bassett and Bassett on
the Wold," she
explained with a twinkle in her voice. "To make a long
story as short as
possible, the village owns only the lease on the barn. The
actual owner is a
big soulless corporation that wants to sell the property in
six months when
the lease expires. Property in Gloucestershire is
staggeringly expensive,
and the price they're asking is far beyond our means. If
the village wants
to keep it, we have to raise a lot of money fast."
He received more than his share of requests for his
hard-earned money,
but he was willing to oblige Jenny. "Where should I send
the check?"
"That's awfully generous of you, Greg, but I'm not
calling to ask for
money." For an actress who made her living playing the
sexy, good-hearted
girl next door, Jenny sounded shy. "I'm on the community
center board, so I
decided to stage a Christmas mummers' play to raise money.
I've persuaded
some of my friends to lend a hand, and I think we'll draw a
good audience for
the performances."
"But not good enough?"
"I'm afraid not. We'll never make enough if we rely on
ticket sales, so
in six months Upper Bassett will have no community center.
This may not
sound very important, but community is what makes life
worth living, and it
can be very fragile. I don't want to see the fabric of my
native village
come unraveled."
He backtracked. "What's a mummers' play?"
"Oh, sorry. It's one of those British things.
Medieval plays, usually a
combination of religious themes grafted onto ancient
fertility rites. Groups
of mummers used to go around giving short performances for
begging money.
That's largely died out, but the plays are still performed
on occasion. It's
quite a jolly tradition."
A light dawned. "Once I saw a show like that in
Boston. Lots of singing
and dancing and melodrama. It was a great evening."
"Ours will be, too. A couple of days ago, it occurred
to me that the
best way to turn our Revels into more money is to film the
show so we can
sell videos and if we're lucky, license it to the telly."
"I think I see where you're going with this, but there
are plenty of
great cameramen in England. Can't you draft one of them?"
"Probably, but you're my first choice. You're known
for being able to do
marvelous work quickly, and your name will add value to the
project." Her
voice turned portentous. "The Upper Bassett Holiday
Revels, filmed by
Academy Award winning cinematographer Gregory Marino."
"That's shameless flattery." He grinned. "Keep it
up."
She had the sexiest chuckle in the Northern
Hemisphere. "Very well.
This production will be a bit of a hodgepodge, so we'll
need your talent as
well as your reputation. It won't be easy to make my
Morris dancers and
children's choir look dramatic instead of like amateur
night. That's why I
thought of you."
He toyed with the handle of his mug, thinking that it
sounded like a
hoot-the kind of wildly improvised project that he'd loved
doing in his
student days. But he hadn't been a student in almost two
decades, and he was
tired to the bone. "You're talking this Christmas, aren't
you? Like, in the
next week or so? I just got back from Australia yesterday
and I'm in no mood
to climb on another airplane and spend the holidays with
strangers."
"You only just got home? Sorry-I thought you'd had
more time to recover
from the last job." She hesitated. "I know this is a lot
to ask, but if
you're willing, you could be the making of this project.
What would it take
to persuade you to come over?"
"Your fair white body," he muttered under his breath as
he sipped some
coffee.
"That's negotiable," she said without missing a beat.
He swallowed the wrong way and went into a coughing
fit. When he could
breathe again, he said, "Jeez, Jenny, you shouldn't make
jokes like that when
I'm drinking my first cup of coffee of the day."
"Sorry." She sounded stricken. "That was a silly
comment. I'm serious
about this project, but not to the point of giving my all
for queen and
country."
"Sleeping with a cameraman is a sacrifice no one would
ask of you," he
agreed. "How long do you think this would take? I assume
you want the
production to be magical and exciting and intimate, not
just a static record
of a stage show."
"Exactly." Sensing that he was weakening, she
continued, "If you're
willing, I'll buy you a plane ticket and you can stay in my
guest room. This
would only take a week or so. You can be home by
Christmas, though if you'd
like to try the holidays English style, it would be lovely
to have you. You
can borrow my family if you want marvelous people who will
simultaneously
make you feel welcome and drive you mad."
He chuckled. "Sounds just like my family." The
sprawling Marino home in
Ohio would be full of kids and food and relatives who
thought of him as the
beloved oddball. They were proud of him, but he was a
goose out of water,
and a target for his mother, aunts, and sisters, all of
whom wanted him to
marry a nice, normal girl, not a Hollywood type, and settle
down. He spent
every Christmas fending off their good intentions. Mostly
it was fun.
But Jenny's job sounded like fun, too. How long had it
been since he'd
done any filming purely for the pleasure of it? He had
been working like a
lunatic for years, first taking any project he was offered
to build up his
credits, then, as his reputation grew, doing movies back to
back to
consolidate what he'd achieved.
It would be wonderfully relaxing to do a project where
multimillion
dollar budgets weren't resting on his shoulders. On the
minus side, working
with Jenny would be a mixed blessing. He loved being
around her, and unless
she had changed-and she didn't seem to have-she didn't have
a snobbish bone
in her.
Unfortunately, he liked her a little too well. Prom
queens-did they have
them in English schools?-didn't pair off with oddball
technogeeks like him no
matter how many years had passed. Hell, she was a friend
and former lover of
Kenzie Scott, superstar and possibly the handsomest man
alive, while Greg was
Joe Average at best. Their brief affair had been a fluke.
She had made it
clear that he was being offered a guest room, nothing
more. If he recalled
his trade gossip correctly, she was currently involved with
some rich
international businessman. Unavailable.
But he was good at what he did, and quite capable of
working with a woman
he wanted and couldn't have. Shooting Morris dancers-what
were Morris
dancers?-and Christmas in England would be a nice change
from his real life.
Afterward he could fly home to Ohio. There was always
leftover turkey when
his mother was in charge of a kitchen. "Okay, Jenny,
you've got a deal."
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