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Diana Pharaoh Francis
I was raised on a cattle ranch in Northern California
(outside a town called Lincoln which is now part of an
enormous sprawl. I taught myself to ride a horse at the age
of six, as no one had the time to teach methey were
all busy learning how to irrigate, how to cajole an angry
bull into another field, how to pull a calf . . . . Afraid
of heights, and absolutely sure I was going to die, I
managed to scramble up on the back of a very patient and
lazy strawberry roan destrier, and plod off into the sunset.
Thereafter, I spent much of my early life on horseback, or
so far buried into a book that the rest of the world ceased
to exist (much to the annoyance of my familyit took
several attempts to get my attention). We all had very
specific jobs on the ranch and mine was horses and
cattleout rounding up at dawn. And since I rode
bareback, my standing request was to wake me up 5 minutes
before everyone else headed for the barntime enough to
dress and eat my Wheaties, and no sleep time wasted on saddling.
After high school, I attended college after college, racking
up a BA and MA in creative writing and a Ph.D. in literature
and theory. My very patient and supportive husband and now
one enormous lap dog (malamute) have traisped across the
midwest and back to Montana for me (though my husband
insists that he's been running and hiding and I just keep
finding him), where I now teach at the University of
Montana-Western. Tony and I also have a five-year-old son,
Quentin, who in our humbly unbiased opinions, is the most
wonderful son ever produced, and one-year-old daughter,
Sydney, who is the most wonderful daughter ever produced.
I have a fascination for the Victorians, weather, geology,
horses, plants and mythology, I like spicy food, chocolate
and cheesecake, and I have an odd sense of humor (or so I've
been told. Often.) Incidentally, the Pharaoh is in fact my
real name, and oddly enough, is of British origin. In the
above picture, the white dog is Sierra, still gracing us
with her pushy presence, and Dusty, who died a couple years
ago of very old age.
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